What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:11
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Moonraker
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.